Car Crash

Aug 13, 2012 2 Rants    Bad website filed under: Duds

When you think of limo service, you think luxury. Class. Style. Expensive…

Nothing captures those concepts quite like… Er… Poorly photoshopped blue gradients, drop shadows and bad embossing effects? Really? What low-rent cut-corner bullshit is THIS? Must be in some small town in Missou… Wait. Vegas?! What the hell is going on? Isn’t there some fierce competition there? The answer is yes!

Some glitz, slick ads, digital bling, a little swagger: those sites are Vegas!

This site didn’t even show up in my Google results. Maybe they get by on sloppy seconds when all the legit companies are booked, because as an outsider I can’t imagine why I’d go with this sorry lot instead of the ones who at least look like they’re still in business. There’s no excuse for this either, since one month revenue would probably pay for a complete site redesign!

The company’s technology resources include state of the art transportation software that fully integrates reservations, customer profiles, dispatch, flight tracking, chauffeur communication, billing and incident reporting and resolution.

I’m calling bullshit. They probably bought iPads.

p.s. That background is actually repeating horizontally. No, really. I can’t even Make this stuff up.

http://www.odslimo.com/

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